i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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