Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize