He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
