what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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