whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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