Pants 0. Shit 1.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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