They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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