Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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