And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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