you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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