is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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