Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
