that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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