i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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