Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
He did a backflip because drugs
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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