will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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