About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
sex in a hospital.. check
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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