he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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