He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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