no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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