Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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