Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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