Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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