i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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