can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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