honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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