He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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