He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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