trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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