your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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