He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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