So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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