Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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