Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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