she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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