If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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