I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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