I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
