Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Randomize
