is your mom at the bar?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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