I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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