I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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