I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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