I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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