no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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