There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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