You really coming over, don't trick.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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