I'm really into asian looking animals
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Edward fifth and chaser hands
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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