drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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