i think my mom watched the whole time
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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