Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.