You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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