It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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