11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
last night I used snow as a chaser
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