Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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