i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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