Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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