Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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