she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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