It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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