Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
